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It's a classic that's bound to become the most loved item in your baby's wardrobe. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% combed ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Heather colors are 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e• 32 singles\u003cbr\u003e• Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, the US, or Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-unit-system=\"imperial\" class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (lbs)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEUR SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e6-12m\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12 1\/4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16-22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e12-18m\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13 1\/4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22-27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e80\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e18-24m\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14 1\/4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27-30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Terrible T-Shirts","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 6-12m","offer_id":51419715993873,"sku":"7410320_9407","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 12-18m","offer_id":51419716026641,"sku":"7410320_9408","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 18-24m","offer_id":51419716059409,"sku":"7410320_9409","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 6-12m","offer_id":51419716190481,"sku":"7410320_9591","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 12-18m","offer_id":51419716223249,"sku":"7410320_9592","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 18-24m","offer_id":51419716256017,"sku":"7410320_9593","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 6-12m","offer_id":51419716288785,"sku":"7410320_9403","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 12-18m","offer_id":51419716321553,"sku":"7410320_9404","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 18-24m","offer_id":51419716354321,"sku":"7410320_9405","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/2299\/6241\/files\/baby-staple-tee-black-front-67f83f294a894.jpg?v=1744322351"},{"product_id":"stinky-butt-orange-baby-t-shirt","title":"Stinky Butt - Orange • Baby T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStinky Butt - Orange • Baby T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"author-d-1gg9uz65z1iz85zgdz68zmqkz84zo2qotv4edz75zz71zz83znz65zz65zwgz75z65z71zz71zfyxdbz74zz84zz66zz81zknvz71zp\"\u003eSmall human. 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It's a classic that's bound to become the most loved item in your baby's wardrobe. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% combed ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Heather colors are 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e• 32 singles\u003cbr\u003e• Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, the US, or Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-unit-system=\"imperial\" class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (lbs)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEUR SIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e6-12m\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12 1\/4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16-22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e12-18m\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13 1\/4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22-27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e80\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e18-24m\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14 1\/4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27-30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Terrible T-Shirts","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 6-12m","offer_id":51419751579921,"sku":"9230806_9407","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 12-18m","offer_id":51419751612689,"sku":"9230806_9408","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 18-24m","offer_id":51419751645457,"sku":"9230806_9409","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 6-12m","offer_id":51419751776529,"sku":"9230806_9591","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 12-18m","offer_id":51419751809297,"sku":"9230806_9592","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 18-24m","offer_id":51419751842065,"sku":"9230806_9593","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 6-12m","offer_id":51419751874833,"sku":"9230806_9403","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 12-18m","offer_id":51419751907601,"sku":"9230806_9404","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 18-24m","offer_id":51419751940369,"sku":"9230806_9405","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/2299\/6241\/files\/baby-staple-tee-pink-front-67f841ea28bc3.jpg?v=1744324516"},{"product_id":"stinky-butt-baby-t-shirt-1","title":"Stinky Butt • Baby T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"author-d-1gg9uz65z1iz85zgdz68zmqkz84zo2qotv4edz75zz71zz83znz65zz65zwgz75z65z71zz71zfyxdbz74zz84zz66zz81zknvz71zp\"\u003eSmall human. 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So get your baby this short sleeve cotton jersey tee that's not only stylish, but also comfy, durable, and easy to clean. 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