Suggest a Shirt. Earn Immortality.

Think you’ve got what it takes to be Terribly creative? Prove it. Drop your weirdest, funniest, most unhinged T-shirt idea below.

If we love it, we’ll print it — and you’ll get a free shirt plus eternal bragging rights (or at least until the inevitable death of the universe).

Rules (Because Apparently We Need Some):

• Keep it original

• Keep it funny, weird, or wildly specific

• No hate speech, duh

• Yes, poop jokes are welcome and highly recommended

What You Get if We Use Your Idea:

• A Free T-Shirt with your design on it

• Eternal bragging rights

• The knowledge that you've made the world a better place

Confess Your Weirdest Shirt Desires