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404 Error • Men's/Unisex T-Shirt

404 Error • Men's/Unisex T-Shirt

$19.99 USD
$19.99 USD
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Brain not found. Please reboot your expectations. This T-shirt is the official uniform for when your brain decides to take the day off without notice, pay, or explanation. Whether you’re mentally buffering or just emotionally unavailable, this tee gets the message across loud and clear. Printed on ultra-soft cotton with the processing power of a toaster, this shirt is probably your most relatable piece of clothing. Sometimes, you really are just a walking pop-up window.

Everyone needs the perfect t-shirt to complement an everyday, laid-back look. The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
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We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.

Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!