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404 Error: Motivation Not Found • Men's/Unisex Muscle T-Shirt

404 Error: Motivation Not Found • Men's/Unisex Muscle T-Shirt

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Brain not found. Please reboot your expectations. This T-shirt is the official uniform for when your brain decides to take the day off without notice, pay, or explanation. Whether you’re mentally buffering or just emotionally unavailable, this tee gets the message across loud and clear. Printed on ultra-soft cotton with the processing power of a toaster, this shirt is probably your most relatable piece of clothing. Sometimes, you really are just a walking pop-up window.

This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during a yoga class. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches)
S 18 26 34-37
M 20 27 38-41
L 21 5/8 28 42-45
XL 23 5/8 29 46-49
2XL 25 5/8 30 50-53
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We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.

Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!