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Cowboy and UFO • Women’s Crop T-Shirt

Cowboy and UFO • Women’s Crop T-Shirt

$25.99 USD
$25.99 USD
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One cowboy. One horse. One intergalactic mistake. Wrangle the stars and lasso the unidentified with this beautifully dumb tribute to the Wild West and even wilder theories. This shirt features a fearless cowboy mid-lasso, doing what no government agency could—roping a full-blown flying saucer out of the sky with pure yeehaw energy. Perfect for alien truthers, ranch hands with ray guns, anyone who’s watched too many documentaries at 2 a.m. The west got weird. And we’re into it.

This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.

• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 17 ⅜ 18 ¾
S 17 ¾ 19 ¾
M 18 ¼ 20 ⅝
L 18 ¾ 21 ⅝
XL 19 ⅛ 22 ⅝
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We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.

Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!