Eat a Bag of D*cks • Men's/Unisex T-Shirt

For those moments when “Have a nice day” just doesn’t cut it — here comes the ultimate fashion statement in radical honesty. This shirt delivers the message loud and proud, in bold lettering that says what you’re definitely thinking but probably shouldn’t say out loud. Petty-approved, zero-filter certified, and not safe for PTA meetings.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61

Eat a Bag of D*cks • Men's/Unisex T-Shirt

Eat a Bag of D*cks • Men's/Unisex T-Shirt

You Could Get Hit by a Meteor Tomorrow. Wear the Damn Shirt.