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Eat a Bag of D*cks • Women’s Crop T-Shirt

Eat a Bag of D*cks • Women’s Crop T-Shirt

Regular price $25.99 USD
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Because sometimes, polite just isn’t in the mood. This crop top doesn’t whisper—it shouts. Loudly. With attitude. Perfect for days when your tolerance is low, your standards are high, and your filter is nonexistent. Whether you’re serving petty looks or just reclaiming your personal space, this shirt is cropped enough to slay it. Flirty. Fierce. Inappropriate in all the right ways. 

This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.

• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 17 ⅜ 18 ¾
S 17 ¾ 19 ¾
M 18 ¼ 20 ⅝
L 18 ¾ 21 ⅝
XL 19 ⅛ 22 ⅝
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We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.

Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!