Eat a Bag of D*cks • Women's Crop Sweatshirt

For those moments when “Have a nice day” just doesn’t cut it — here comes the ultimate fashion statement in radical honesty. This shirt delivers the message loud and proud, in bold lettering that says what you’re definitely thinking but probably shouldn’t say out loud. Petty-approved, zero-filter certified, and not safe for PTA meetings. This fleece crop sweatshirt is here to prove the point. The soft fabric feels extra soft to the touch, and the trendy cut with a ribbed neckline and raw hem comes right out of fashion magazines while still keeping it casual.

• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Ribbed crew neckline and cuffs
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua