Certified. Verified. Unapologetically legendary. This shirt does the talking so you don’t have to. Whether you’re strutting into the store or storming the patriarchy, this comfy tee lets the world know you're not here to play it safe—you’re here to slay. Soft on the skin, savage on the message.
This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during a yoga class. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.
Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!
You Could Get Hit by a Meteor Tomorrow. Wear the Damn Shirt.
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