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I Run So I Can Poop Later • Muscle Shirt

I Run So I Can Poop Later • Muscle Shirt

$20.99 USD
$20.99 USD
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Flex your priorities and your biceps. This sleeveless wonder is perfect for runs, workouts, or just aggressively speed-walking toward the nearest restroom. Breathable, bold, and guaranteed to raise eyebrows on the trail.

This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during a yoga class. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches)
S 18 26 34-37
M 20 27 38-41
L 21 5/8 28 42-45
XL 23 5/8 29 46-49
2XL 25 5/8 30 50-53
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We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.

Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!