I Run So I Can Poop Later • Women’s Crop Sweatshirt
I Run So I Can Poop Later • Women’s Crop Sweatshirt
Couldn't load pickup availability
Let’s be honest — this isn’t about chasing a prize. It’s about chasing... relief. This cheeky crop sweatshirt is perfect for runs, errands, or just casually broadcasting your priorities to the world. Soft, breathable fabric made for movement (hee hee). Ideal for jogs, squats, or sprinting to the nearest restroom. Cute, cropped, and just a little full of sh*t.
Did you know that fashion and comfort can be combined? This fleece crop sweatshirt is here to prove the point. The soft fabric feels extra soft to the touch, and the trendy cut with a ribbed neckline and raw hem comes right out of fashion magazines while still keeping it casual.
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Ribbed crew neckline and cuffs
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 21 ⅜ | 18 ½ |
| M | 22 ¾ | 19 ¼ |
| L | 25 ⅛ | 20 ½ |
Share
We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.
Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!