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I'm so Excited I Wet My Plants • Men's/Unisex T-Shirt

I'm so Excited I Wet My Plants • Men's/Unisex T-Shirt

$19.99 USD
$19.99 USD
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I'm so Excited I Wet My Plants • Men's/Unisex T-Shirt

It’s a pun. You’re welcome. Or sorry. Maybe both. This shirt is for people who love plants, puns, and unapologetically bad decisions at the garden center. It’s comfy, it’s cheeky, and it probably makes your neighbor chuckle every time you water your hanging fern in flip-flops. Soft cotton. Bold lettering. Mild emotional support energy. Hydrate your roots and your reputation.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
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We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.

Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!