I'm So Excited I Wet My Plants • Men's/Unisex Muscle T-Shirt
I'm So Excited I Wet My Plants • Men's/Unisex Muscle T-Shirt
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Finally, a shirt for people who love bad puns and mildly overwatered greenery. This tee delivers the dad joke energy of a thousand garden gnomes and zero shame. Whether you’re a proud plant parent, a chaotic waterer, or just here for the pun, this one’s for you. A moment of silence for the cactus you overwatered. Printed on super-soft cotton that’s breathable even in your backyard jungle.
This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during a yoga class. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | |
| S | 18 | 26 | 34-37 |
| M | 20 | 27 | 38-41 |
| L | 21 5/8 | 28 | 42-45 |
| XL | 23 5/8 | 29 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 25 5/8 | 30 | 50-53 |
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We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.
Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!