I'm So Excited I Wet My Plants • Women’s Crop T-Shirt

Finally, a shirt for people who love bad puns and mildly overwatered greenery. This tee delivers the dad joke energy of a thousand garden gnomes and zero shame. Whether you’re a proud plant parent, a chaotic waterer, or just here for the pun, this one’s for you. A moment of silence for the cactus you overwatered. Printed on super-soft cotton that’s breathable even in your backyard jungle.

This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.

• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

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