I'm So Excited I Wet My Plants • Women’s Crop T-Shirt
I'm So Excited I Wet My Plants • Women’s Crop T-Shirt
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It’s a pun. You’re welcome. Or sorry. Maybe both. This shirt is for people who love plants, puns, and unapologetically bad decisions at the garden center. It’s comfy, it’s cheeky, and it probably makes your neighbor chuckle every time you water your hanging fern in flip-flops. Soft cotton. Bold lettering. Mild emotional support energy. Hydrate your roots and your reputation.
This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
XS | 17 ⅜ | 18 ¾ |
S | 17 ¾ | 19 ¾ |
M | 18 ¼ | 20 ⅝ |
L | 18 ¾ | 21 ⅝ |
XL | 19 ⅛ | 22 ⅝ |
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We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.
Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!