I'm So Excited I Wet My Plants • Women's Crop Sweatshirt
I'm So Excited I Wet My Plants • Women's Crop Sweatshirt
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It’s a pun. You’re welcome. Or sorry. Maybe both. This shirt is for people who love plants, puns, and unapologetically bad decisions at the garden center. It’s comfy, it’s cheeky, and it probably makes your neighbor chuckle every time you water your hanging fern in flip-flops. Soft cotton. Bold lettering. Mild emotional support energy. Hydrate your roots and your reputation.
Did you know that fashion and comfort can be combined? This fleece crop sweatshirt is here to prove the point. The soft fabric feels extra soft to the touch, and the trendy cut with a ribbed neckline and raw hem comes right out of fashion magazines while still keeping it casual.
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Ribbed crew neckline and cuffs
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 21 ⅜ | 18 ½ |
| M | 22 ¾ | 19 ¼ |
| L | 25 ⅛ | 20 ½ |
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We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.
Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!