I'm So Excited I Wet My Plants • Women's Crop Sweatshirt
I'm So Excited I Wet My Plants • Women's Crop Sweatshirt
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Finally, a shirt for people who love bad puns and mildly overwatered greenery. This tee delivers the dad joke energy of a thousand garden gnomes and zero shame. Whether you’re a proud plant parent, a chaotic waterer, or just here for the pun, this one’s for you. A moment of silence for the cactus you overwatered. Printed on super-soft cotton that’s breathable even in your backyard jungle.
Did you know that fashion and comfort can be combined? This fleece crop sweatshirt is here to prove the point. The soft fabric feels extra soft to the touch, and the trendy cut with a ribbed neckline and raw hem comes right out of fashion magazines while still keeping it casual.
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Ribbed crew neckline and cuffs
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 21 ⅜ | 18 ½ |
| M | 22 ¾ | 19 ¼ |
| L | 25 ⅛ | 20 ½ |
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We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.
Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!