For those of us who mix our metaphors and our brilliance. This tee is perfect for the overthinkers, the smart-asses, and anyone who knows it’s all just brain science anyway. Bold, funny, and just confusing enough to make people stop and squint—exactly how we like it.
Did you know that fashion and comfort can be combined? This fleece crop sweatshirt is here to prove the point. The soft fabric feels extra soft to the touch, and the trendy cut with a ribbed neckline and raw hem comes right out of fashion magazines while still keeping it casual.
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Ribbed crew neckline and cuffs
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.
Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!
You Could Get Hit by a Meteor Tomorrow. Wear the Damn Shirt.
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