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Mommy's Spawn • Baby Onesie

Mommy's Spawn • Baby Onesie

$17.99 USD
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Whether you're raising a future overlord or just a very cute chaos goblin, this shirt says it loud and proud. Perfect for baby showers, new moms with a dark sense of humor, or just everyday giggles at the grocery store. Because let’s be honest — this baby didn’t come from nowhere.

Dress your baby to the nines with this 100% cotton one piece. It has three snap leg closure for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a beautiful print that's bound to get the baby all happy and giggling.

• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) FITS BABY LENGTH (inches) FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (lbs)
3-6m 9 3/8 20-25 12-16
6-12m 9 7/8 25-28 16-22
12-18m 10 3/8 28-30 22-27
18-24m 10 7/8 30-32 27-30
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We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.

Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!