Mommy's Spawn • Baby T-Shirt
Mommy's Spawn • Baby T-Shirt
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Whether you're raising a future overlord or just a very cute chaos goblin, this shirt says it loud and proud. Perfect for baby showers, new moms with a dark sense of humor, or just everyday giggles at the grocery store. Because let’s be honest — this baby didn’t come from nowhere.
It's never too early to look great! So get your baby this short sleeve cotton jersey tee that's not only stylish, but also comfy, durable, and easy to clean. It's a classic that's bound to become the most loved item in your baby's wardrobe.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, the US, or Honduras
Size guide
WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (lbs) | EUR SIZE | |
6-12m | 10 1/2 | 12 1/4 | 16-22 | 74 |
12-18m | 11 | 13 1/4 | 22-27 | 80 |
18-24m | 11 1/2 | 14 1/4 | 27-30 | 86 |
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We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.
Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!