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Mommy's Spawn • Toddler T-Shirt

Mommy's Spawn • Toddler T-Shirt

$15.99 USD
$15.99 USD
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Whether you're raising a future overlord or just a very cute chaos goblin, this shirt says it loud and proud. Perfect for baby showers, new moms with a dark sense of humor, or just everyday giggles at the grocery store. Because let’s be honest — this baby didn’t come from nowhere.

Let your toddler do their thing while feeling super comfy and looking extra stylish in this short-sleeve jersey t-shirt from 100% cotton with a unique print. The tee is soft, durable, and bound to become the staple of your toddler's wardrobe. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit for extra comfort
• Side-seamed construction
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Blank product sourced from the US or Honduras

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) FITS WEIGHT (LBS) (lbs) EUR SIZE YEARS
2T 12 15 ½ 30-33 92 2
3T 13 16 ½ 33-36 98 3
4T 14 17 ½ 36-40 104 4
5T 15 18 ½ 40-45 110 5
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We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.

Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!