Tea is Better Than Coffee • Men's/Unisex T-Shirt
Tea is Better Than Coffee • Men's/Unisex T-Shirt
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It’s not an opinion. It’s a lifestyle. This shirt isn’t here to debate. It’s here to steep. Whether you love a bold black, a calming chamomile, or a green tea that tastes like regret and discipline—this tee is for the leaf-lovers who are tired of being told that coffee is superior. Tea has range. Tea has culture. Tea doesn’t give you the jitters and make you spiral into a 2 a.m. crisis. (Okay, sometimes it does. But gracefully.) Steep it. Sip it. Rub it in.
Everyone needs the perfect t-shirt to complement an everyday, laid-back look. The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
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We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.
Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!