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Tea is Better Than Coffee • Muscle Shirt

Tea is Better Than Coffee • Muscle Shirt

$20.99 USD
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It’s not an opinion. It’s a lifestyle. This shirt isn’t here to debate. It’s here to steep. Whether you love a bold black, a calming chamomile, or a green tea that tastes like regret and discipline—this tee is for the leaf-lovers who are tired of being told that coffee is superior. Tea has range. Tea has culture. Tea doesn’t give you the jitters and make you spiral into a 2 a.m. crisis. (Okay, sometimes it does. But gracefully.) Steep it. Sip it. Rub it in.

This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during a yoga class. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches)
S 18 26 34-37
M 20 27 38-41
L 21 5/8 28 42-45
XL 23 5/8 29 46-49
2XL 25 5/8 30 50-53
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We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.

Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!