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The Horrors Persist • Men's/Unisex T-Shirt

The Horrors Persist • Men's/Unisex T-Shirt

$19.99 USD
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The Horrors Persist and So Do I - Men's/Unisex T-Shirt

Still here. Still tired. Still horrifyingly functional. This shirt is for anyone who wakes up, stares into the void, and then shrugs and logs into Zoom anyway. It’s a wearable mantra for modern survival: the world may be on fire, but you’re still showing up in your dumb little outfit and doing your best. Super soft, unapologetically real, and built to last longer than your patience.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
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We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.

Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!