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The Horrors Persist But So Do I • Men's/Unisex Muscle T-Shirt

The Horrors Persist But So Do I • Men's/Unisex Muscle T-Shirt

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Still here. Still tired. Still horrifyingly functional. This shirt is for anyone who wakes up, stares into the void, and then shrugs and logs into Zoom anyway. It’s a wearable mantra for modern survival: the world may be on fire, but you’re still showing up in your dumb little outfit and doing your best. Super soft, unapologetically real, and built to last longer than your patience.

This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during a yoga class. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches)
S 18 26 34-37
M 20 27 38-41
L 21 5/8 28 42-45
XL 23 5/8 29 46-49
2XL 25 5/8 30 50-53
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We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.

Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!