Because nothing pairs better with unsolicited opinions than a sarcastic tee. This shirt is your personal force field of irony—soft, stylish, and sharp enough to cut through a condescending lecture. Wear it to your next meeting, dinner party, or anywhere you're likely to be told how your own job works. Subtle? No. Satisfying? Absolutely. Bonus: You don’t even have to pretend to listen.
This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.
Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!
You Could Get Hit by a Meteor Tomorrow. Wear the Damn Shirt.
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