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Yes, Today Satan • Men's/Unisex T-Shirt

Yes, Today Satan • Men's/Unisex T-Shirt

$19.99 USD
$19.99 USD
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Yes, Today Satan - Men's/Unisex T-Shirt

This shirt says what your face already gave away: you're not in a “not today, Satan” kind of mood. Nope—today, you're leaning in. Open to chaos. Ready to RSVP “yes” to whatever spicy nonsense the universe is serving. Guaranteed to make at least one person clutch their pearls

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
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We make this beauty just for you after you order — no dusty warehouse bins, no overstuffed stockrooms. Why? Because we love the planet almost as much as we love sarcasm.

Yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that’s the price of being thoughtful and not trashing the Earth with fast fashion. So thanks for choosing slow-ish, snarky sustainability. Mother Nature approves. Muah!